Myself and two colleagues decorated a 763368865 foot tree in work this afternoon. 400 bleeding baubles, 43 pine needles injected into my boobs and butt, much hilarity and Zara, to the right, split her skirt whilst laughing at me trying to launch tinsel 90ft in the air.
That's about the sum of the day that I wish to share. Another part of it can go straight to hell. Buuuuuut that's insignificant and inane and yawn.
Anyway, who's for mulled wine? She says, removing pine needles from her bra!