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28 May 2010

two things I must have

Im not greedy, I only want two things right now.
And rich I ain't so Im praying for a lottery win on Saturday.

One is a Dashoodle - a mini dachshund crossed with a toy poodle. It has to be a girl and she will still be called Tilly Tallulah Tinkerbell (thats all my "t's" and "l's" from my alphas gone, then!) I keep shouting Tilly in the house so that Eddy will get used to the call. I don't think we will end up buying one but a girl can dream, right?

An iPad. I have to have one. They is supersleek and great for portfolio's on the go, internetting where wi-fi-ingly possible, frisby-ing across the room to slice off that annoying colleagues head etc. I don't like that they are being dubbbed the "jesus" tablet although with it being God-like is about as Jesus as it gets.

A facebook friend of mine thinks I should just get a dog and call it iPad. LOL, I almost spat my double skinny latte frappa chappa mocha locha chicky cino over my keyboard when I read that. Which reminds me, another facebook friend of mine wound me into a blog award. I have been given a lot on the past and never really delved into them due to the amount I have had but this one tickled me soemthing rotten so here goes

These are the rules...

1 Express gratitude to the blogger who bestowed the award unto you... Copious,grovelling …I am not worthy… big loves to Darcy

2 Display the picture on your blog proudly.



3 Be nice and provide a link to the person who gave it to you.

Art and Sole

4 Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth, or switch it around and tell six outrageous truths and one outrageous lie. I'm not telling which is which :)

5 Nominate seven creative writers who might be into doing this. The ladies I'm nominating have the most amazing way of telling their stories.

6 Post links to the seven blogs you nominate and let the owners of those blogs know, the way Blogger is behaving this may take a while.
So here are my Lies & Truths....


1.I wear big knickers (right up to my armpit style) just so that I can give an ambulance man something to laugh about if Im in an accident.
2. I used to be a pole dancer in a working mens club in Leeds.
I went by the name of Ooooh La la
3. I can quite easily shove a entire packet of jaffas cakes in my mouth (including the box)
4.When I run or jump on a trampoline, I have to make sure my industrial strength bra has extra strapping holding everything in place to prevent black eyes.
5. I used to spit in my bosses tea every now and again and he would compliment me on my excellent tea making skills. Stifling evil laughter is my forte
6. My mum starred in Porky's as an extra

I am nominating each of the following, for being either really creative, really funny or really both!

Marie
Nina
Rosie

Have a great Bank holiday, dudes xx

11 comments:

Sue said...

Congrats on the blog award:)

Never heard of a Dashoodle:)

Not sure about the others, but I am sure the lap dancing is true;) Do we call you Ooooh La La from now on?:)

Pat said...

I reckon it's the big knickers that's true ;)

Fiona said...

Ooh err, a couple of those are TRUE for me. I do wear big knickers with industrial strength elastic-but only to work. (Can't be doing with that cheese wire thing!)
When I was a hostie I did spit in a Captain's tea once. Well, he did deserve it!

Please Miss, what is an iPad?

Bettythebaglady said...

Reckon it's the bra thing and I'm green with envy LOL oh and the pole dancing and the evil laughter in fact come to think of it I bet they are all true. As for the I-pad thingy as a business woman and important techie crafter you really need it!!!Hug the dashoodle for me when you get one-they sound cute. By the way I am your fairy godmother teeheehee and you've got another wish to go.Hugs BettyXXX

Glen said...

LOL at your answers Kirsty. I love to read your blog about your lovely family. I read up about the new ipad this week and I want one tooo! *Ü*
Love that card in a previous post. TFS. ~Glen~

sparklygirl-Tina said...

PMSL very funny post Kirsty! I would hate to try and guess what is true and what is a lie.....!

I can recommend poodle crosses I have one she is called Tilly (yes really) and she is a Cockapoo: (american cocker x toy poodle cross) she is my baby (couldn't have human ones sadly) and TODAY is Tilly's 2nd Birthday - honest she is snuggled up next to me as I'm typing this and she just turned her head up to look at me - can she detect what I'm typing or can she read my mind..................

Tina
X

DGgirl said...

Gotta be the big knickers which are true!!! My frioend named her big golden lab "Google"!!!!!

Gill (the bad speller.

Heather said...

I love the sound of the Dashoodle - I'm sure it would be such a pretty dog! Thanks for the giggle about your lies/truths!! xx

Sue Ramsay said...

can only breathe a sigh of relief and say thank god you didnt give me the award - even I have a problem between whats real and whats not in my life lol ! xxxx

Jude said...

I bet if you get an iPad there'll be an application called iDashoodle and you can sit and stroke it all day long... Cannot fathom out the falsehoods, I hope they're all true. xx

Jules001 said...

Kirsty I remember your liking for Jaffa Cakes from years ago on Anna's forum - therefore I so know that one to be true!!!