You are now properly dated and I forgive you.
So what have I been up to today? Well, I went for Part Un of my re-blonding. Apparently I have to have part duex in 4 weeks to lift the rest of the colour back to how I had it previously. I am a LOT happier now I don't look like death warmed up. I can't tell you how much of a shock I got seeing myself morning after morning with dark hair after ten years being so much lighter. Every picture made me look ill. I know a lot of people seemed to like it but man, that was a lesson learned. Same lesson as Ill never have my hair cut short like I did back in 2006. Same lesson in that I shall never be tricked into licking the end of a battery when I was a kid. And going to stores in the RAF and asking for a Long Stand. With shorter hair I looked like a prisoner from cell bock H. You used to bring me roses........
Other than that I am gearing up for 1000 mile round trip around the Uk tomorrow night calling at Peterborough, Kettering, Southampton, Colchester and then back to Wigan. I really ought to make use of my broomstick but they don't come with trailers for all my bits and bats.
Until then dudes, its adios xx