I wonder sometimes just how much of my dogs face I see on a day to day basis.
Not a lot it seems.
I sit on the settee doing graphic work on my laptop with my feet on pouffe and the dog lays at my feet on the said pouffe with his butt permanently facing my direction. He lays curled in a ball on his front (butt facing me) or lays like a chicken waiting to be dressed and all his crown jewels on vulgar display (butt still facing me).
When we go for walks and I mean we go for walks longer than a dachsunds can probably withstand due to their v. short legs, he walks ahead of me - BUTT IN MY FACE. Occasionally, as all dachs do, he turns to check that I have not done a runner on him.
And I still love that little doggy, butt or no butt wedged in my mush.
Came back from shops after school run and am perplexed by this little mathematical conundrum. A 15 piece box of Birds Eye chicken dipper costs £1.32. And yet a bag of 28 dippers costs £3.40.
Sainsbury's need to re-work that little rip-off straight away.