and by that, I mean.......lots going on.
I got woken by the water board who are surveying pollution on our housing estate.
Ever the grim reaper, I decide we are causing all this pollution as they came back twice to us and not to everyone else. Oh, how I wish I could predict the lottery numbers if predictions like causing said pollution was anything to go by. they go and doo a little more testing (ie my flushing the lavvy 25 times and running the water constantly).
We ARE causing the pollution along with a few other houses in our area.
I mean, we try to be green and are conscious of the environment but it seems the previous occupants of our house had filtered the washing machines drainage into a fresh water pipe and not the waste pipe.
Other than the fright of being banged up for such a crime (and of course the previous post relating to single photo crimes) it looks like we are going to do porridge for several years.
So I go and clean the bathroom to take my mind off the punishment to be met by Harry the resident monster spider who skitted from behind the lavvy and ran over my FEET. MY FEET! Oh, I had to wash them in bleach to de-spider juice them and let Eddy chase it around the landing whilst I screamed for what felt like an hour.
Ive also spoken to 3 people this morning; one about scrap related crimes, one about my new mobile phone (thats another dramatic storyline) and Mark to tell him about our impending prison sentence)
Ive beaten the sofa to within an inch of its feathery life, the dog took a nap on my knee whilst on the phone, ive updated my blog twice, Ive received 16 emails and replied to them all - which is rare, Ive taken a delivery of three boxes for work to be done on QVC, Ive had a knock at the door asking if we want new facias (erm, NO!) and to round it off Ive just burned my toast (Mark, please dont set it on number 4, I like number 3 which equals a light dusting of fawn and not charcoal like I got). And somehow Ive got ot fit going over to Warrington if the delivery guy doesnt hurry up with more stuff we probably don't need!
And it aint even midday.
Im off for a cuppa and welcome this afternoons shenanigans with a bit more poise!
Toodle ooo xx