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On another note....... do try and pray or indeed send some extra time to me, please. Ive got 4 hundrety million and one things to do before I go down to London for few days with Clare. Both of us are representing DO at a QVC Make and Take event for special guests. En route I'm going to stay with my lovely friend Traci (you know, the girl with the mad pink hair) and then onwards to Landan Tarn (innit?) to meet up with Clare at our completely 1980's Laura Ashley-esque hotel in Sloane Square. We do have a treat semi planned so fingers crossed that we are accepted for a reservation at Claridges for afternoon tea on weds. Its been something I have wanted to do for, like, EVER. For years Ive dreamt of sipping tea with my pinky all crooked, having palpitations because I can't decide which finger sandwich to devour and then struggle to climb the cake stand (a three tier cake stand - Lord Almighty!!!). And then have the audacity to discreetly break wind and blame it on the nearest Aspidistra (posh and swanky joints like that always have a smelly, stinky soil potted Asp, don't they?). What a hoot!
And Clare is the person to go with so that we will be ladies what lunch in our fake finery of Primark specials and jewels we won in a Christmas cracker. You know, they have 20 different types of tea to choose from let alone all of those cakes that will ultimately end up on my thighs? And seeing as I worked very hard last month, my thighs deserve some more wobbles for the trouble. Clare and I then venture down to London again, next week, for a screen test for QVC. DO will be holding an hour special on their latest products and both Clare and I will be working with a QVC presenter sometime in Sept (if I don't fail my screen test of course. I guess they need to assess that I don't have tourettes ( sh*t, ......dammit - failed already!!!) or a nervous twitch that would cause me to stab the camera man with my x-cut knife). If ever I needed a serious boot up the botty for shedding excess poundage - its that.
Is anyone in receipt of facts with regards to discount liposuction? I will pay in white outline stickers. Like, in abundance.