Cannibals class human prey as long pig.
Apparently humans taste like pork.
Well if we do, there are three roasts here waiting to be munched.
(Am totally cacking it in fear that Menorcan´s are cannibals).
To douse the scent of our pork crackling skin, I have rubbed each of us in Vigin Vie´s Retinol renewal cream and instead of grunting like lil pig-a-roo´s we have resorted to barking like mad dogs.
It was cloudy again today - boo hoo.
Weather men lie like cheap japanese watches.
Its a good job we factored ourselves with the right protection becuase we still got sun burned.
Im ruby red but not charcoaled like some fo the residents by our pool.
There is this woman who has worn leathery looking skin by our pool and I almost mistook her for a bag today and picked her up by the bikini to ask the manager "how much this hold-all" was. She was using pure coconut oil for protection.
What a divvy.
This sunbathing lark is such a skin gamble but I havent gone below factor 15 and belle wont ever stray below 30.
Keep it safe there, my friends.