I was having a normal Tuesday, nursing a slight 3am cartoon network marathon hangover with Belle and working on someones blog header when Suzy'z email bounced on the screen.
She makes me laugh at the best of times but this is FUN. A supposed PA to a Head of Shed of a large business based in Manchester. Im certain Suzy is meant to take dictation, make tea, organise his lunch and refuel his car as well as pretend to type letters and be important to him.
I miss the tomfoolery of misusing the photocopier at work. I miss spitting in my bosses tea. I miss stapling my friends cardigans to the back of their chairs. I miss putting clingfilm across the toilet in the mens lavvies and I miss putting sellotape across the doors so that the girls would rip their tights/stocking. **insert evil snigger here**.
When you work with a great bunch of people in the RAF it was all about watching your back. I once got stapled to hardboard whilst wearing my work suit, I got packaged up in a box for delivery to another section on base and I also had to go to the technical section once for a long stand (I didn't know what it meant back then, I was 16 for crying out loud).Thanks Suzy for making me snort all over them monitor and leak pee pee through my industrial strength Tena ladies.