Its 2.30am .. Im still up as Ive waited for Mark to get back for his 2 weeks christmas leave. He walks in armed with a large plastic box. Mmmmmmm, expensive present for me perhaps?
Its a freakin lizard.
It's 1 foot long,has a blue tongue, has to be kept in tropical heat conditions under a radiator because he coudlnt leave it back on base for 2 weeks on its own.
I hate it.
They are not sanitary.
I shall eat it if I have to.
Anyone in Wigan wanna"lizard sit?"
Can you bake them or should they be boiled?
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