Ok ok ok - you know Im a big dentist wuss right? So I gets there and have the line fed in my hand which wrecked (will photo the bruise to show you, cos I like to share). The sedation and treatment was scheduled to last half an hour. In goes the stuff that makes you wobbly sleep and I did sleep - well awake sleep but unaware what is going on. BUT!! horror almighty. They saved the extraction til last and it woudnt come out and the sedation wobbly stuff was wearing thin! I completely woke up with the dentist tugging and crunching and losing his grip and three breaks to the tooth. My mouth is quite small and its ripped either side as he tried to bludgeon me to death with a pre-molar forcep (I know its called this cause he was having to change forcep sizes because I WAS AWAKE - HELLO? and I heard everything OMG. Im certain I also heard him say "check her bag, cos when she is dead we will make a run for it" but they cant get far on £3.48 so that put paid to that) But I have to say that the assistant held my hand so carefully as I squirmed in my seat feeling and hearing absolutely everything. To say I was cross with the dentist when I "came around" was an understatement. As I am quite calm and avoid controversy, I generally offer my disdain by facial expressions. ie DIRTY LOOKS. But could I pull one? No - cos my face was wobbly as jelly with no muscle control. I couldn't, at least, offer a smile to the sweet assistant (or assailant should this case go to trial - afterall she was aiding in the failed murderous atack).
I came away with no whole tooth (its now in 5 pieces in the river Mersey) and an aching jaw where he had tried not only to extract my tooth but alter my bone structure to scaffolding. But as I was moaning and groaning during my "wakey" bits Im also certain he punched me in the jaw becuase that is now what it feels like. So we left and went to pick ellie up from school and my face was that swollen that Ellie freaked out which made me laugh but only one side of my face was working so I looked even more gruesome. The drama huh?
Anyway - scrapped 3 pages and made 1 card and a paper project for a guest DT based outside of this fabulous countries borders. Ill offer a sneak peak in the morning.